Riley
Well-Known Member
We people on the spectrum make better fans of a series than anyone else. How so? For one thing, we understand. We listen. We get the point better than any normal person. Case in point: This one review I found of The Last House On The Left. Not the namby-pamby 2009 remake. I'm talking 1972.
Here it is. The most vapid review in the history of vapidness:
I have NEVER seen TLHOTL. Only read what I could. And even I understand the movie better than Poodle Lady. Wanna call me retarded/a potential mass shooter because I called Batman & Robin better than Frozen? Check out this ****. I hope SHE gets assaulted/murdered in the woods herself.
Here it is. The most vapid review in the history of vapidness:
This was a cute, fun movie about a sweet sixteen party that got really messed up. You shouldn't have to be laying dead on your couch for something like that. And your mom should be able to come up with a better present for you than some lame peace symbol necklace.
Right when it starts, you see the mailman hugging the cutest poodle EVER! Cassie! Mari's special poodle! The mailman says something about how gosh, Mari sure is pretty. Arf, arf, says the poodle!
But Mari is busy trying to score some pot with her lowlife bad-influence friend Phyllis - who (eeew!) pees herself later on!
Mari talks about bras and her boobs for awhile, then they run into some weirdos who make frog sounds at their girlfriend who likes to talk about Freud and the giant pailus.
It's really sad how - at the exact same time Mari gets shot - Cassie the cutest poodle ever starts crying. Poodles just know these things!
Some other stuff happens with Mari's parents and a chainsaw. The mom is a bad cook who burns the birthday cake; she kind of gets distracted with killing some people, so she doesn't have time to get Cassie groomed much.
And here are my thoughts:Right when it starts, you see the mailman hugging the cutest poodle EVER! Cassie! Mari's special poodle! The mailman says something about how gosh, Mari sure is pretty. Arf, arf, says the poodle!
But Mari is busy trying to score some pot with her lowlife bad-influence friend Phyllis - who (eeew!) pees herself later on!
Mari talks about bras and her boobs for awhile, then they run into some weirdos who make frog sounds at their girlfriend who likes to talk about Freud and the giant pailus.
It's really sad how - at the exact same time Mari gets shot - Cassie the cutest poodle ever starts crying. Poodles just know these things!
Some other stuff happens with Mari's parents and a chainsaw. The mom is a bad cook who burns the birthday cake; she kind of gets distracted with killing some people, so she doesn't have time to get Cassie groomed much.
I have NEVER seen TLHOTL. Only read what I could. And even I understand the movie better than Poodle Lady. Wanna call me retarded/a potential mass shooter because I called Batman & Robin better than Frozen? Check out this ****. I hope SHE gets assaulted/murdered in the woods herself.