@Sportster wants to start a war with England, UK. This is all because he lives in the
City of Birmingham in Alabama USA and he very strongly disagrees that a
City of Brmingham in England UK should be also allowed to coexist.
So far
@Sportster's only tried to run 1 man street rallies while regularly annoying passers by on the streets of Birmingham Alabama who clearly aren't interested, luckily for him the police still haven't taken him too seriously and have often just laughed before forcing him to move on. However this has now become a ridiculous obsession and
@Sportster is now saving up for an excursion to
Scotland, UK where he truly believes he has been chosen by God to raise funds and rally Scottish forces to march against the English similarly to how
Bonnie Prince Charlie lead the
Jacobite rising of 1745, except this time around in history he is totally confident that he will lead his new Scottish army to total victory. Once he is in control of
England the first thing he intends to do as the new ruler is to rename the City of Birmingham to The City of Sportster in his honour, then in return for the invaluable support of the Scots he says he will make
Gaelic the official national language over English in both Scotland and England, followed by the rest of the UK which he then also intends to take over. The current
Queen and
British Royal Family will be imprisoned (which probably isn't such a bad thing lol) and the current
Queen's Guard in
London will be replaced by traditional
Scots Guards who unlike today will all wear traditional Scottish
kilts and play
bagpipes when he takes over residence in
Buckingham Palace. He even intends to make the wearing of
kilts mandatory for all boys and men over the age of 12 throughout Britain, while learning Gaelic, playing bagpipes and learning about traditional Scottish history will become by far the most important 3 subjects in the national school curriculum.
Bonnie Prince Charlie parades through the streets after the
Jacobite Victory at Prestonpans in 1745, but
@Sportster thinks he can do better by leading a new Scottish rebellion to take over the whole of the UK.