Tell a lie about the person above you

[Butterfly88]

@invisibility003 Is actually an invisible 3-year-old.

 

[invisibility003]

@Butterfly88 owns 88 green butterflies.

 

[blue_bird]

invisibility003 teaches Pig Latin at Oxford.

 

[zurb]

I-wanna-blue is actually on a secret mission to Titan in search of the best hiding places.

 

[Vindicator Phoenix]

zurb secretly consorts with obfuscatory people.

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

Vindicator once dressed up as a chicken for his own birthday party even though nobody was invited to it.
He wore it for a week.

 

[blue_bird]

Fridgemagnetman will only answer the phone when wearing a tutu.

 

[Vindicator Phoenix]

i-wanna-blue asks kittens for autographs.

 

[Isadoorian]

Vindicator has a secret shrine room dedicated to everything Phoenix related

 

[Cherubino]

Isadoorian wears sun glasses in the avatar

 

[okisland]

Damno has taken my socks (without asking), again. All of them. Gone.

 

[Vindicator Phoenix]

okisland is training cats to steal food!
Look! That's his cat!

 

[blue_bird]

Vindicator Phoenix trains her food to steal cats.

 

[okisland]

okisland is training cats to steal food!
Look! That's his cat!

Non, the cats train me at gunpoint to nick pizza from Morrison's, and certain Tesco Express's. I'm then forced to cook them as well (this is when I start crying). It never ends. It never ends...

i-wanna-blue discusses origami with Irish pigeons, and strokes their beaks. Weekly.

 

[Vindicator Phoenix]

okisland scribbles, on a piece of looseleaf, and proposes the scribbles, as roof shapes, to an architectural committee.

 

[zurb]

Vindicator Phoenix tunes her didgeridoo to the sound of a Venetian cricket bat being used on a humid Sunday afternoon. She doesn’t tune it very often. Which explains a lot.

 

[clg114]

Zurb doesn't ever tune his didgeridoo ether. I didn't even know that you could tune a didgeridoo.

 

[blue_bird]

clg114 will ignore you if you're wearing pants.

 

[Aspychata]

i-wanna-blue is really colorblind and spends nites obsessing about paint by number kits until his pet walrus eats the paint bottles.

 

[zurb]

Aspychata has a A Yacht Spa, A Spacy Hat, and Achy Pasta.