An impossible question...

[Yeshuasdaughter]

Untouchable Kingdom

How many droplets of water do you need to create a cloud animal?

A lot of them. I guess you're going to make me put on the reading glasses and count droplets again.

Why are cars made of plastic and fiberglass more expensive than cars made of steel with wood panelling?

 

[tree]

Because trees still grow but there aren't any more dinosaurs.


What's the best flavor ice cream to soak your feet in?

 

[Rodafina]

Peppermint. It's very invigorating for the soles and toes.

How do dragons keep from burning their lungs and mouth when they breath fire?

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Wizard did it!

If God created Adam and Eve and not Adam and Steve then where do people named Steve come from since God supposedly never made anyone named Steve?

 

[tree]

Ohio.
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How much?

 

[Rodafina]

Enough.

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What happens to a rainbow if nobody notices it?

 

[Kisa the tea]

The rainbow becomes grey and sad and goes to the forest. The animals of the forest then cheer up the rainbow and beg it to show its colours again, saying they will appreciate the rainbow for what it is. The rainbow is so happy it becomes bigger than before.

This is how a double rainbow is formed.
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If a headboard is a board at the head of the bed, and a surfboard is a board used for surfing, is a keyboard actually a board made entirely out of house keys?

 

[Neri]

The answer is inside the board of keys itself.

If enlightenment is the destination, how come there's nowhere you need to get to and nothing you need to do to get there?

 

[Rodafina]

Because enlightenment is where you already are. No reason to get to a place that you have already arrived at. Nothing to do to get to the place that you are.

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How do snowflakes decide exactly where to land?

 

[Kisa the tea]

It's a very complicated process of calculation. First and foremost, they have to take into account what looks most realistic to humans. If they start moving in a way that humans do not find "natural" then the humans could get suspicious and find out snowflakes are actually sentient. Secondly, they have to take in wind resistance since they aren't actually affected by that and would fall straight down otherwise. Lastly, and most importantly, every snowflake needs its personal space so they try to keep a certain amount of space from each other so that they have their own 'personal bubble' so to say.

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When exactly does the future begin?

 

[Misty Avich]

Are we furthest away from December or July?

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

It's a variable of whether you're going to take the 5 or the 101 up.

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What's the difference between seltzer and sparkling water?

 

[blue_bird]

They're spelt differently.

Why does Bigfoot not like making public appearances?

 

[Rodafina]

Because when Bigfoot was just Littlefoot people laughed and pointed at him and made him feel shame, so he decided to grow up and live among the animals in the forest who never pointed or laughed at him.

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What do sharks think about the sky?

 

[blue_bird]

They think it's the answer to the question 'Wassup'?

Why is American football called "football" when most of the time a foot is never near the ball?

 

[Rodafina]

American "football" was actually a misspelling of the original game "zootball" which is a ball game meant to be played in zoot suits. Someone mispelled the name, however, and the players got confused, so they just started tackling each other.

Spoiler: Official Zootball Uniform

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How do socks feel when they are separated from their pair?

 

[AuAL]

Footloose and fancy free.

How do you?

 

[blue_bird]

I Yabba Dabba Do.

How many people still use official Backstreet Boys merchandise dental floss?

 

[Rodafina]

The same number of people who purchased official Backstreet Boys dental floss because it is magical floss that is on a infinite spool that will never run out.

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What do songbirds think of humans singing?

 

[blue_bird]

Human singing is considered heavy metal music to birds.


How many whales are there in Wales?