An impossible question...

[Ella Spell]

If it's a penny for your thoughts but they always want our five cents' worth, who keeps the change?

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

Doesn't that depend on whether or not office workers walk around in lifejackets?

Why do yerba mate manufacturers insist that this hot tea be drunk through a metal straw?

 

[Boogs]

Is this an impossible question?

 

[Rodafina]

Is this an impossible question?

Hey @Boogs, it’s a game… You’re supposed to answer the previous question and ask a new one.

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Doesn't that depend on whether or not office workers walk around in lifejackets?

Why do yerba mate manufacturers insist that this hot tea be drunk through a metal straw?

Because they were thinking about the turtles before anybody else was.

What do fire flies think of campfire sparks?

 

[maycontainthunder]

That is has gas.

How far does a penny really drop?

 

[Rodafina]

A penny drops only as far as it wants to drop because people think the face on the penny is just an image, but really it is a little pilot, flying the penny.

How much actual luck is contained in a four leaf clover?

 

[maycontainthunder]

It depends how many lawnmowers it breaks.

How does the jar of peanut butter know my name?

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

I guess if your name is "Skippy" or "Jif", then most of the p.b. jars would know your name. If your name happens to be "Great Value" or "Kirkland Signature", same thing. If your name happens to be "USDA Surplus Peanut Butter- Not For Resale", then I'm really impressed.

If the yarn on a loom is pulled straight and taut, why are they called Warp strings?

 

[maycontainthunder]

Because cheese strings was already taken.

Why can't an echo say something different back to you?

 

[Rodafina]

Because the word echo is actually a misnomer, and the long forgotten appropriate name for that sound is a copycat.

How do wishing wells grant wishes?

 

[maycontainthunder]

By gargling the words.

How many sneezes does it take to light a fire?

 

[Rodafina]

Only one if it is from a dragon.

How fancy do pants have to be to be considered fancy pants?

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

Depends on how much glitter is used

When someone tells you that you have a "smart mouth", why then do they immediately after call you an idiot and tell you to be quiet?

 

[maycontainthunder]

Because they're jealous.

Are kangaroos satanic worshippers?

 

[Rodafina]

Of course not, they are TRooists. They are a very devoted species and worship everything in the world that is silly and sweet and true.


How many coffee beans does it take to make the perfect cup of joe?

 

[maycontainthunder]

Difficult given that Joe managed to escape before they put him through the coffee grinder.

At what point does the phrase 'it wasn't my fault' become believable?

 

[Rodafina]

The only time that this phrase is believable is when dogV4 barks it out.

How do we actually know that every snowflake that has ever fallen is not like any other?

 

[Crossbreed]

Tootsie > Scientific Endeavors

The amount of material extracted in each "lick" needs to be standardized...!

 

[maycontainthunder]

The same reason we hardly get snow here, quality control takes ages. In order for them to avoid duplicates getting noticed they dump this up in places humans aren't. In this way their failure to do their job properly isn't noticed.

Can you sneeze the national anthem?

 

[Rodafina]

Yes, but only during high allergy season.

Has anyone figured out how to spell the sound a hiccup makes?