What not to say to "Will you marry me"

[wyverary]

If you have figured out where I hid the bodies, then yes. That would be quite convenient, because in a court of law, a spouse is not required to testify against the defendant.

 

[Reedstorm17]

Why?

 

[Butterfly88]

Only when the love of my life dies.

 

[Reedstorm17]

If you buy a better ring.

 

[Maelstrom]

Eeeeee!......"Marry me?"

 

[Reedstorm17]

Now you're asking me?

 

[EndSerenading]

I lost my phone. I'll get back to you when I find it.

Oooh that's cold! lol a girl at college used that line on me once when I asked for her number xD I'm sure I've used it myself too

 

[tree]

Will you marry me?

No, because I have learned from the Elders
that breeding to diverse species is forbidden.

 

[Rayner]

I've always thought a simple "yes" or "no" answer would suffice. I swear NT's these days.

 

[Vinca]

 

[NateSean]

"Wait, who are you, again?"

 

[Reedstorm17]

Right now?

 

[Vinca]

Yes, but I have to catch a bus, so can we make it quick?

 

[zurb]

Sure! I didn't even know she was interested ... ... hang on, you did say 'Mel' didn't you?

 

[Reedstorm17]

...

 

[Ambellina]

Will you marry me?

...
...
...
... do you have life insurance?

 

[Reedstorm17]

Sorry, I already accepted my other boyfriend's proposal.

 

[Pondering]

"Will you marry me?"

"I don't know, will I?"

 

[Myway]

"Will you marry me?"

Who knows. Maybe. But then again maybe not because you don't even know my name, birth date, how old I am, or even where I was born. Those things are vital. Now leave before I call the police.

 

[Gritches]

'Will you marry me?'

'That depends, is it Opposite Day?'