What not to say to "Will you marry me"

[Zames]

Got a dollar?

 

[Flinty]

Do you want skinny Elvis or fat Elvis?

 

[Vinca]

 

[tree]

[Will you marry me?]

It's allowable according to standard
game play, but what are your Fortitude,
Reflex, and Will totals?

 

[Darren]

I'm already married, sorry...

 

[Cali Cat]

Say nothing, but immediately roll your eyes dramatically in exasperation. Trust me, this provides a very uncomfortable moment.

 

[Ste11aeres]

Hmmm...how many gifts do you think we can get at the wedding shower?

 

[blue_bird]

Yes, now I can finally fulfill my dream of getting divorced!

 

[zurb]

Let's get married tomorrow. Sally just cancelled, so I can fit you in between marrying Rachael and marrying Tracy.

 

[Reedstorm17]

Okay! How about on February 29, 2017?

 

[Catlover614]

Yes, as soon as I get divorced from my imprisoned husband.

 

[Reedstorm17]

What? Sorry, I wasn't listening.

 

[EndSerenading]

Will I? maybe I will, maybe I won't, idk

 

[Reedstorm17]

Yes

 

[tree]

Will you marry me?

Who is Willu? My name is not Willu.

 

[Reedstorm17]

Not even if you were the last person in the world.

 

[Guppyfry]

[Will you marry me?]

No, you got the whole concept wrong:

YOU, my little friend, WILL marry ME!!! (Bwahahahahaha!!)

 

[Reedstorm17]

I don't know...

 

[SnowTiger20]

I'll think about it...........

 

[Reedstorm17]

On one condition. I get to kill you first.