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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar ...... and doesn't

A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer, the barman says "For you, no charge!"

A biochemist walks into a bar and orders a pint of Adenosine Triphosphate. The barman says 80p please Sir.

I don't know whether any of you will "get" my humour or find it funny but humour is very subjective.

I got the first two. The third one I had to Google to get. But they are funny.
 
I once knew a chap whose friends called him "Two Sheds" on account of his name being Arthur Jackson. I expect that only die hard Monty Python fans may pick up on that. :p
 
I once knew a chap whose friends called him "Two Sheds" on account of his name being Arthur Jackson. I expect that only die hard Monty Python fans may pick up on that. :p


Yes, yes. But let's get the heart of that matter. This is critical! Did he actually have more than one shed?

Now there's a bit of trivia one won't likely find in any Hungarian phrasebook!
 
Why leave anyone in the dark?
I am taking this opportunity to aquaint
those who have never seen this. :)

 
He didn't have any sheds, they just called him than because of his name.
 

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