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Ask A Stupid Question...

Because you keep backing up to get a better look.

Why don't ice cube trays come with those tools
to free the cubes up anymore?
 
tree said:
Why don't ice cube trays come with those tools
to free the cubes up anymore?
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Because it's cheaper for them to make you bang the ice tray upside down on the counter...making you lose half of the cubs on the floor which you of course end up slipping on...which means you end up going for a ride in the ambulance to the doctor both of which the ice tray company own stock in.

Why is the Federal government so stupid and mean to us?
 
Because they have lost their sanity.

Are people who think that aliens come to this planet really know that for a fact?
 
Don't get pregnant.

Why is everybody suddenly an expert
on Louisiana law about forced heirship?
 
Because it's relatively easy to google.

Why is lemon-flavoured yogurt so good?
 
Because of all the additives in it.

Why do things happen to be going well today?
 
No, he's an outfielder.

Where's Principal Skinner when you need him?
 
With his adoptive mother, more than likely.

Who was that masked man?
 
Ninjas with baseballs.


How does the weather know to get colder on exactly February 1 of each year?
 
Instinct.

If the guys in One Direction dressed like Mamie Eisenhower
and sang like Liberace, would they still be popular?
 
They would be if it was 1958.

Why can't I remember the stupid question that I was going to ask?
 
It probably wasn't stupid at all.

Will anyone answer my stupid question?
 
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