Some Louisiana directions:
When giving directions you use "uptown," "downtown," "backatown,"
"riverside," "lakeside," "other side of the bayou," or "other side of the levee."
"Get off I-5 at Veterans Highway, then turn left where Pelican Bowling Lanes used to be."
When you refer to a geographical location "way up North'" you are referring to places like
Shreveport, Little Rock, or Memphis, where it gets real cold.
Some northern Michigan directions:
Same sort of thing, only 'out past Glen's' (which was the name of the chain now called Family Fare, but nobody
really likes that name), or across from Northland, behind the post office, or turn right when you are at the feed
store & it's on your right coming out of town.
My favorite, from high school, the year we moved to a different town.
Principal, on the PA, morning announcements, activities for the day:
"We will meet where the Lincoln statue used to be."
All of the above is gratuitous. I have no capability understanding directions & following them.
When some person is unfortunate enough to need directions from me to where I am, I write them out,
read them (it's usually over the phone).
They include roads,addresses, landmarks (feed store probably, electric substation
definitely), outstanding mailbox [that would be mine. Nobody else on this road has painted blue horizontal stripes
on the post]. Everything I can do, that I myself would require in order to locate the place they want to go.
Including "if you come to a pond, you have gone too far. Turn around, come back. This time my place will be
on your left. That's north. You will be going east."
If you overshoot, again, remember, my place is 4/10ths of
a mile from the intersection. That's less than half a mile.
That's what I said the first time, but you went right past.
When I ride with someone & they want to know which way to go,
I point. Does any of this relate to the topic? Maybe. I don't know.
Ah... there it is, OP's question.
"Do you ever feel like you're just being unfairly singled out? "
OK. No. I don't.
To be singled out, fairly or unfairly,
someone would have to be
paying attention.
When giving directions you use "uptown," "downtown," "backatown,"
"riverside," "lakeside," "other side of the bayou," or "other side of the levee."
"Get off I-5 at Veterans Highway, then turn left where Pelican Bowling Lanes used to be."
When you refer to a geographical location "way up North'" you are referring to places like
Shreveport, Little Rock, or Memphis, where it gets real cold.
Some northern Michigan directions:
Same sort of thing, only 'out past Glen's' (which was the name of the chain now called Family Fare, but nobody
really likes that name), or across from Northland, behind the post office, or turn right when you are at the feed
store & it's on your right coming out of town.
My favorite, from high school, the year we moved to a different town.
Principal, on the PA, morning announcements, activities for the day:
"We will meet where the Lincoln statue used to be."
All of the above is gratuitous. I have no capability understanding directions & following them.
When some person is unfortunate enough to need directions from me to where I am, I write them out,
read them (it's usually over the phone).
They include roads,addresses, landmarks (feed store probably, electric substation
definitely), outstanding mailbox [that would be mine. Nobody else on this road has painted blue horizontal stripes
on the post]. Everything I can do, that I myself would require in order to locate the place they want to go.
Including "if you come to a pond, you have gone too far. Turn around, come back. This time my place will be
on your left. That's north. You will be going east."
If you overshoot, again, remember, my place is 4/10ths of
a mile from the intersection. That's less than half a mile.
That's what I said the first time, but you went right past.
When I ride with someone & they want to know which way to go,
I point. Does any of this relate to the topic? Maybe. I don't know.
Ah... there it is, OP's question.
"Do you ever feel like you're just being unfairly singled out? "
OK. No. I don't.
To be singled out, fairly or unfairly,
someone would have to be
paying attention.
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