SCARY STORY in 5 WORDS

[metalminx24]

All Galaxy worldwide has disappeared

(and that's as scary for you as for me because without it I'd quickly become homicidal!!)

 

[Datura]

Your cells, replaced with ours.

 

[Mia]

You have a gum disease.

 

[DC1346]

Your government (just) wants to help.

 

[Flinty]

It will never rain again.

 

[Warmheart]

You need another host body.

 

[DC1346]

Oh crud ... where's my bandaid?

 

[Ste11aeres]

Spoiler: May invoke graphic imagery

Can opener...for your foot.

 

[Datura]

He sold memories, dubiously aquired.

 

[Myway]

She accidentally hit her friend.

 

[wyverary]

Donald Trump is now President.

 

[Warmheart]

Welcome to the Smalltalk Marathon.

 

[tree]

Spoiler: May invoke graphic imagery

Can opener...for your foot.

ha ha ha
Reminds me of the generator I made.
http://www.generatorland.com/usergenerator.aspx?id=10312
There are a couple of references similar in there....

 

[Cosmophylla]

Spoiler: ICKY IMAGERY

Snails crushed between your toes

 

[AGXStarseed]

There's a man breaking in.

 

[DC1346]

You go to work naked.

 

[Myway]

Your mother and father died.

 

[Datura]

4D pretators consume from "within."

 

[tree]

Donald Trump haircuts for everybody.

 

[Warmheart]

Trump's toupee spawns a multitude.