MUTATION

[sidd851]

You are able to communicate with hibernating rattlesnakes.

Pro: You have, at your command,
legions of stealthy, cold, born killers.
Con: They are hibernating.

You are a shape-shifter.
You can turn into a slug, at will.

 

[tree]

You are a shape-shifter.
You can turn into a slug, at will.

Pro: You are bisexual which increases the possibility of reproducing.
Con: Not everyone appreciates your beauty.

Your tears are molten lava.

 

[sidd851]

Your tears are molten lava.

Pro: Your love interests are afraid to hurt you,
out of guilt.
Con: They do, anyway.

You have the strength, proportional to
your weight, of an ant.

 

[tree]

You have the strength, proportional to your weight, of an ant.

Pro: When your horse gets tired on the trail, you can pick him up and carry him the rest of the way.

Con: People fear you, which makes for awkward social encounters.

You never forget a face or remember a name.

 

[PL99]

You never forget a face or remember a name.

Pro: You recognize people when you see them.
Con: After you see them you don't know what to say.

Your left hand looks exactly like a green lizard.

 

[Horsegirl]

Your left hand looks exactly like a green lizard.

Pro:You can freak people out who you don't like
Con: You are an outcast from society.

You have a rat permanently attached to the top of your head.

 

[sidd851]

You have a rat permanently attached to the top of your head.

Pro: You can now eat crumbly things in bed,
and by morning many of the crumbs
are gone.
Con: You are seriously frightened of
cats and raptors.

You absorb one physical ability, of
your choice---
from any organism that you consume.

 

[tree]

You absorb one physical ability, of
your choice---
from any organism that you consume.

Pro: You have the agility of a cat.
Con: You have to wash your feet with your tongue.

Your nose glows 10,000 watts, from dusk until dawn.

 

[sidd851]

Your nose glows 10,000 watts, from dusk until dawn.

Pro: You never need pay exorbitant heating bills again.
Con: You inevitably end up on somebody's
"Fantasy Gift Delivery Team".

You can perfectly mimic any person's voice.

 

[FreeDiver]

You can perfectly mimic any person's voice.

Pro: You could be the ultimate telephone fraud and scam artiest.
Con: You may forget what your natural(default) voice is from impersonating all those other voices.

You can jump over 100 feet in the air.

 

[tree]

You can jump over 100 feet in the air.

Pro: You're in demand for exhibitions at state fairs and rural festivals.
Con: It's kind of creepy storing the feet in between events.

You can render artistic tattoos on people's skin with your fingertip, but the skill is involuntary.

 

[PL99]

You can render artistic tattoos on people's skin with your fingertip, but the skill is involuntary.

Pro: People who enjoy spontaneity and surprise will pay you for the painfree tats.
Con: You have to wear gloves in public to prevent accidental 'art work.'

You have a special magnetism that attracts aluminum.

 

[FreeDiver]

You have a special magnetism that attracts aluminum.

Pro: You could get a darn good paying job at a recycling plant. One of the biggest problem with recycling aluminum is, unlike steel/iron, is not attracted to normal magnets and thus make it harder to separate from trash.
Con: Hanging over a conveyor belt for 8 hours a day might get real boring.

You could walk on water, or any other liquid surface for that matter.

 

[sidd851]

You could walk on water, or any other liquid surface for that matter.

Pro: You quickly get rich, walking tag-lines for bridges across rivers, lakes, and oceans in distant lands.

Con: Piraña, reptilians, and sharks, love to nibble on toesies..

Every time you sneeze, you turn into a different creature, at random, but keep your intellect.

 

[LucyPurrs]

Every time you sneeze, you turn into a different creature, at random, but keep your intellect.

Pro: You can have a variety of skill sets depending on what creature you become.
Con : The skill sets only last until your next sneeze.

You can swap your fingers and toes at will.

 

[tree]

You can swap your fingers and toes at will.

Pro: You can play the piano while doing a shoulder stand.
Con: Your gloves don't fit right half the time.


Your tongue has a mind of its own.

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

Your tongue has a mind of its own.

Pro: At work, you can give oral presentations in your sleep
Con: It's impossible to censor your speech


You can change the weather.

 

[SusanLR]

You can change the weather.

Pro: Very handy for avoiding storms when they interfere with your plans.
Con: For every time you change mother nature's way, eventually you will pay.
Double!!!



You know Alchemy.

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

You know alchemy.

Pro: The ability to transform base elements into gold can make for a very comfortable future.
Con: Spending all those long nights in your Alchemy Lab, bent over all those bunsen burners, can give you quite the body odor problem.


You can travel anywhere at the speed of light.

 

[tree]

You can travel anywhere at the speed of light.

Pro: You'll never be late for anything ever again.

Con: Elon Musk will try to hire you.


Your feet grow a new pair of socks on them every day.