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Ask A Stupid Question...

tree said:
She needs her batteries charged.
Or maybe some catnip.

When will some female post that
number so I can post my number
and we win the super-valuable prize?
Click to expand...
Maybe I should give HER that salad you suggested! Would you prefer to post 1 or 0?

Are bananas more emotional than other fruits?
 
Because the obvious ones are often the best. ☺

How many bees in jam jars are needed to accurately copy the sound of a moped ridden by a spotty 16-year-old?
 
Dead or alive?

Why does cabernet sauvignon taste like alcohol and nothing else?
 
Because goldfish don't use math to empty soda cans.

Who is the fairest of them all, 3rd to Snow White and the queen?
 
Me.

How much 151 Rum has to be added to
a quart of Fabuloso to make a good
mix for punch to serve 4 people?
 
An amount too large to be expressed without arrow notation.

Why can't my neighbours do basic arithmetic?
 
Probably dyscalculic.

The word "fairest" has over twenty definitions; when the qeueen says "who is fairest of them all", what in the world is she actually talking about????
 
No.
Replacing them is painfully priced, though.

What's going on with that mud?
 
It's being prepared for a wrestling match next Thursday. There will be no fee for spectators but the prices of refreshments will be hideous. There's a fireworks display afterwards.

Is it really possible to tickle a pickle?
 
That can't really be answered on a family message board.

Why did I cover up a lemon smell with a lemon smell?
 
To boost the value of your shares in the citrus industry.

If Sooty's best friend was called Sweep, why did he never get any cleaner?
 
Sooty was not the sort to sweep around.

Why is the wind blowing so hard today?
 
To give you that Hair Product Commercial windblown glory. ☺

Why isn't fruit spelled with an ooo in the middle?
 
That was then.
This is now.

Can Skunk Cabbages walk faster than Cabbage Roses?
 
No, but skunk cabbages hop whilst cabbage roses skip, so they're incomparable.

What is you?
(It's a question often asked by wannabe teen gangsters in london)
 
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