To what did your wife say yes? ;p no wait let me guess. ...she said yes to you getting a mullet? No, to getting a Mork and Mindy Tattoo (minus the Mork).....or did she say yes to the idea of getting a trained cybernetic helper monkey so that she can finally have the assistance she needs to give you robot eyes? Oh please say it's the last one. ..
Well, it is one hell of a monkey. Now I have to find someone to stare down with my robot eyes.