Harrison
The Mad Taoist
Virgo? Why did I think you were double Taurus? And why does it always have to be you who remembers to take the ball of twine into the labyrinth?
I have Uranus and Pluto hovering near the 4th house cusp, explaining a very great deal. Ich. AsheSkylar and I are meant to admire each other from afar, unless we just decide to laugh at the whole thing. Laughter is good.
Best guesstimates for other systems:
Chinese: Stainless Steel Rat with a monkey's face and a snake's mind. Apparently I get along with...nobody! I win! And still married a Serpent, unless he's a Dragon. Don't they both eat rats and/or wizards? This explains why condiments cause me panic.
Celtic: My name is Bran. And Winter is Cooming.
I am a double Taurus. Taurus ascendant and Taurus Sun sign
I had real problems with the twine, I now use GPS although the signal can get a bit iffy sometimes.
Really enjoyed Harry Harrison's Stainless Steel Rat, although you sound far more mischievous
Bran the Blessed, always liked him and his 'what did the Romans ever do for us' mentality. At least you have the gift of prophecy, just don't lose your head!