Answer a QUESTION with a QUESTION

[tree]

Might it be the "Get It From Those Who've Got It and Give It to Those Who Don't (Namely Us) Society"?

 

[Butterfly88]

Is that a non-profit organization?

 

[tree]

What if all the members refuse to answer on
the grounds that doing so may incriminate someone?

 

[Butterfly88]

Aren't non-profit organizations usually full of good people and not criminals?

 

[tree]

Can't a good person point out a criminal?

 

[Butterfly88]

Who are you saying is a criminal?

 

[tree]

What do I get if I tell?

 

[Butterfly88]

Would you tell for a plate of cookies?

 

[tree]

How big is the plate?

 

[Butterfly88]

Isn't it about the size of a standard dinner plate?

 

[tree]

Why can't it be ever so much larger?

 

[Butterfly88]

What size would you like?

 

[tree]

Would an acre, replenished monthly, be too much?

 

[Butterfly88]

Depends, who is paying?

 

[tree]

Who would pay more: the crooks or the good guys?

 

[Butterfly88]

Do you think the crooks make more money stealing or the good guys make more money working as therapists?

 

[tree]

Who knows how to tell them apart?

 

[Butterfly88]

Should I fake a mental health crisis to see how they would handle it?

 

[tree]

Who do you suppose will schedule an appointment for you first?

 

[Butterfly88]

Can we get a volunteer?