Answer a QUESTION with a QUESTION

[tree]

Who are the prominent members of the Wawa tribe and how
do they deal with sentient pork rolls bent on retail purchases?

 

[sidd851]

Furthermore, have they been able to put aside their differences and look to the wisdom of their neighbors,
The Sheetz Nation,
in resolving such matters?

 

[Ezra]

Would they be able to do that out of convince?

 

[sidd851]

And "store" any knowledge gained thereby?

 

[Myway]

Isn’t knowledge overrated?

 

[pamelaperejil]

Dare we hope this will bring peace and unity to a nation desperately in need of both?

 

[tree]

Will that happen once pie starts falling from the sky?

 

[sidd851]

Should that happen,
will there be no more
pie in the sky to strive for?

 

[tree]

Don't you suppose some flying pigs will launch
themselves into space, using Candy Mountain as
a base, establish Dough and Filling outposts to
orbit Earth, and all will be well thereafter?

 

[sidd851]

Are you entirely comfortable
entrusting your wellbeing to
Swearingen Swine?

 

[tree]

Do you think that's my plan?

 

[sidd851]

Wasn't your previous post rather
wistful and wishful?

 

[tree]

Was it not in fact asking what the hypothetical "you" supposed was likely?

 

[sidd851]

Was I in fact incorrect in my assessment
of your intentions to use pork to
placate the porcine pantheism?

 

[tree]

What if it's true that Porky Pig was a cannibal?

 

[sidd851]

Did he put his foot in his mouth
like a twisted version of
hoof and mouth disease?

 

[Thinx]

Aren't pigs rather intelligent?

 

[Ezra]

Does that mean bacon is a brain food?

 

[sidd851]

My brain loves eating bacon,
really, though, can you blame it?

 

[Ezra]

Does your brain have good table manners?