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Tom
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Tom

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The are the best of dogs... :) They are the craziest of dogs :( 'A Tale of 4 Chihuahuas' Sep 15, 2016

    1. Tom
      Tom
      The are the best of dogs... :) They are the craziest of dogs :( 'A Tale of 4 Chihuahuas'
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    2. Tom
      Tom
      Tardigrades are cool
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      2. Turanga Veela
        Turanga Veela
        My boys and I are on an intermittent quest to find them. We gather damp moss from various environments, soak it as directed, and peer at the water under our microscope. But, alas, not a water bear to be seen. Yet.
        Aug 27, 2016
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      3. Tom
        Tom
        i just found out about them. How about the ocean? I read they live in the spaces between sand grains
        Aug 28, 2016
    3. Tom
      Tom
      A-WEEEE-ee-EE-ee ba-Pum-ba-bum-ba-way
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    4. Tom
      Tom
      "Poofter's Froth, Wyoming March Eleven Sixty-Seven Take a letter Miss Abetter As our pigeons Will be homing"
    5. Tom
      Tom
      Totalitarians - 3, Free World - 0
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      2. kestrel
        kestrel
        From the cold war to this in less than one generation.
        Jul 22, 2016
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      3. Tom
        Tom
        Yes... I could of sworn we already went thru this. Cold War II, the sequel.
        Jul 23, 2016
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      4. Maelstrom
        Maelstrom
        Cold war is over a Hot war comes :(
        Jul 23, 2016
    6. Tom
      Tom
      I do believe the world is going nutzo again.
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      2. SignOfLazarus
        Jul 17, 2016
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      3. Butterfly88
        Butterfly88
        I agree too.
        Jul 18, 2016
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      4. kestrel
        kestrel
        Yup.
        Jul 18, 2016
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    7. Tom
      Tom
      Docelenophobia - fear of being in a room with 12 people named Lenny.
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    8. Tom
      Tom
      All new members will be given their Colonial Marine assignments shortly. If you have previous experience with Pulse weapons please...
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      3. Tom
        Tom
        Nnneeeerrrrorrrrrrreeeeee... my condolences. :(
        Jun 22, 2016
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      4. Maelstrom
        Maelstrom
        is a thermite bolt gun acceptable? are we talking War Hammer? Colonial Marine?
        Jun 22, 2016
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      5. Tom
        Tom
        Like in 'Aliens'
        Jun 22, 2016
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    9. Tom
      Tom
      Bingo is a fun word to say
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    10. Tom
      Tom
      The big black bug bled black blood.
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    11. Tom
      Tom
      Still waiting for a callback on that yodeling job.
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    12. Tom
      Tom
      It's Friday the 13th and I took apart the lawn mower carburetor, and put it back together and... it runs!
      1. Hidden_1
        Hidden_1
        I decided to put my lawn mower on hold 'til tomorrow. I guess I'm not as brave as you are.
        May 13, 2016
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      2. Mia
        Mia
        If I'd done that any time, I'd have a part or two left over:)
        May 14, 2016
    13. Tom
      Tom
      Real Goths drink black food coloring before giving urine samples
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      3. Tom
        Tom
        Not if I have Hamburger on my breath. ;p
        May 13, 2016
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      4. Lena_C
        Lena_C
        Is there any veggies named "Hamburger"? :3
        May 13, 2016
      5. Tom
        Tom
        They have vegetarian simulated hamburgers, but I have only heard they are not good tasting. But I am not ready to give up my omnivore status. ;p
        May 13, 2016
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    14. Tom
      Tom
      I'm so poor I can only change 1 sock per day. :( ;)
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      2. Mia
        Mia
        I'm so poor the local crow population drops meat on my lawn so I'll have something to eat for dinner.
        May 12, 2016
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    15. Tom
      Tom
      Wrong paint. Mower won't start. Taking the dogs for a walk and gonna try molding. Molding your my only hope.
      1. Lena_C
        Lena_C
        Is this poem or lyrics? :D
        May 9, 2016
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      2. Tom
        Tom
        No, its just the Star Wars saga reduced to chores. ;)
        May 9, 2016
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    16. Tom
      Tom
      Godzilla never got to play in a pile of leaves. :(
    17. Tom
      Tom
      Ma! Those girls stole our toilet paper!
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      2. kestrel
        kestrel
        No we dint Ma! don't listen to them they're crybabies.
        Apr 30, 2016
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    18. Tom
      Tom
      Cows should be seen and not herd.
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      3. Mia
        Mia
        Pastured cows should make green cheese.
        Apr 29, 2016
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      4. Tom
        Tom
        So if the moon is made of cheese and the cow that jumped over the moon actually burned up on landing you would have naturally occuring cheeseburgers?
        Apr 29, 2016
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      5. Mia
        Mia
        We could then call pastureland cheeseburgs, or cowburbs.
        Apr 29, 2016
    19. Tom
      Tom
      Deer Queen of Ingland. Pleese send a new King or Queen if you have extra. P.S. Sory about the Tee.
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      3. tachyon
        tachyon
        Oh dear qwerty - I have to stop here coz I just can't think of anything to rhyme with duck :)
        Apr 30, 2016
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      4. qwerty
        qwerty
        lol X}
        Apr 30, 2016
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      5. kestrel
        kestrel
        if you'd get your mind out of the ahem tachyon : buck, cluck, luck, puck...
        Apr 30, 2016
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      Tom
      '...Won't you buy him, Take him home and try him, Gorilla for sale...'
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    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    Feb 23, 1958 (Age: 58)
    Diagnosis Status:
    Aspergers Syndrome - Self Diagnosed

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    From Wibbleton to Wobbleton is fifteen miles.