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Aspie tee shirt slogans

I concentrate in one thing at a time.
I'll let you know when its your turn.



When I want your advice I'll give you the signal.
On the back; the signal is me being sectioned under the mental health act.
 
If I wanted to listen to an asshole,
I'd fart.


Take all of my money,
Sell my children,
You can even have one of my kidneys
But Don't
Effin bore me.
 
"No the dress doesn't make you look fat. The FAT makes you look fat"

"Normal people worry me" (I used to have this on a sticker inside my first car as a teenager)

"There's two kinds of people in this world, and I don't like either of them"

Not sure the last one is overly relevant, I'd just like to see it on t-shirt. ;)
 
I looked you in the eye whilst you were reading my tshirt

I'm out of bed and dressed .. what more do you want?

I've played Tetris. When you blend in you disappear.

Please bother someone else with your neurotypical bullsh*t

Neurotypical free zone

Seriously. This is my phone number. Just text me.

No, I'm not stupid. I just don't speak bullsh*t

Our 'disorder ' keeps your world in order

ASD = progress NT = mess

Talking to you is literally killing me

I have more intellectual conversations with my dog
 
Love the Tetris one.
Alas it's lifted from a quote i read with a Wednesday Addams image ...

I also like a couple of other quotes with Wednesday ir Morticia images:

What's normal to the spider is chaos to the fly

I'll stop wearing black when they make a darker colour

I've already killed you three times in my head

:D:D:D:D:p:p:p:p
 
Alas it's lifted from a quote i read with a Wednesday Addams image ...

I also like a couple of other quotes with Wednesday ir Morticia images:

What's normal to the spider is chaos to the fly

I'll stop wearing black when they make a darker colour

I've already killed you three times in my head

:D:D:D:D:p:p:p:p

The space between like and funny.

Last one is great for the mall.
 

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