Invent-a-word!

[Suzette]

Greyhot

Retiree in the mountains escapeing Arizona heat.
Antonym: snowbird

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

Libratarian: A Vegetarian Librarian

 

[Suzette]

Scudstud

An overconfident lothario who makes a straight line for the hottest person in the room to convince them to have sex

 

[Crossbreed]

dweeb (new meaning)

n. a twice-exceptional person [< duo-E.B. "duo-exceptional brainiac" (reclaimed from Geco-Nerdic)].

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

Mixacan Food

Canned, ready made food, that you just heat to eat.

 

[Suzette]

Midwestican
A fusion of midwestern American Cuisine and Mexican Cuisine.

 

[Crossbreed]

I coined the following in my review of Land Of The Lost (2009),

mesoscholastic: adj. Reminiscent of middle school and its sensibilities.
[Gr. mesos "middle"]

Related
eoscholastic, ...pre-school... [Gr. eos "early"]
protoscholastic, ...elementary school... [Gr. protos "first"]
acroscholastic, ...high school... [Gr. akros "high"]
also deuteroscholastic [Gr. deuteros "second"]
hyperscholastic, ...post-secondary... [Gr. huper "above"]

 

[Cryptid]

Conflustericated: (adj) a portmanteau of "confused", "flustered", and "extricated" describing a state of confusion so intense that you can neither communicate nor remain in the same place.

 

[Cryptid]

^ Example: "She was so conflustricated that she ran from the room, speechless."

 

[Cryptid]

Accelligator (n): Someone who incessantly yaks on a cell phone while tailgating you.

Arachnoleptic Seizure (n): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.