A Most Random Truth!

[Manuheleku]

Stripper poles actually have ball bearings so that they spin. Protects the strippers hands.

 

[Nitro]

Stripper poles actually have ball bearings so that they spin. Protects the strippers hands.

I have a 2 inch brass tube and will have to remember that when I put it in the mancave

 

[4gottenLoreKali]

As of a few seconds ago I am now a V.I.P. member of AspiesCentral. I don't know why I didn't make the investment years ago, but here I am.

 

[Nitro]

As of a few seconds ago I am now a V.I.P. member of AspiesCentral. I don't know why I didn't make the investment years ago, but here I am.

Thank you
The biggest perk for joining VIP is knowing that you have helped support Aspies Central

 

[orphan]

There is no such thing as masonary.

 

[Nitro]

A baby possum like the one in this picture invaded my domicile yesterday and was munching on a loaf of bread until he found my creme horns

 

[4gottenLoreKali]

I'm getting paid tomorrow!

 

[4gottenLoreKali]

I have a SpongeBob SquarePants pillowcase on my bed right now.

 

[Butterfly88]

I can't find my teddy bear and honestly I'm kind of sad because hugging her helps me sleep.

 

[Manuheleku]

 

[Flinty]

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Same with Gilligan's Island.

Oh, no! SpongeBob is Gilligan! SPONGEBOB IS GILLIGAN!

 

[4gottenLoreKali]

Until this year, I lived a completely straight-edge lifestyle by accident. I was so socially isolated that I never had an opportunity to get drunk or high once in my whole life prior to the first couple hours of New Year's Day.

 

[Streetwise]

I just had the worst stomach flu two days ago. I vomited, had literally the worst diarrhea of my life, and had a bad stomach ache. I hope it's all gone.

If anybody continues to have nausea after a stomach flu stop taking sugar in anyway and start taking vitamin B1 and magnesium

 

[Butterfly88]

I journal a lot.

 

[Manuheleku]

 

[Butterfly88]

I like to eat tofu scrambles as well as scrambled eggs, though not as the same time.

 

[ksheehan88]

When I was a child I sorted the months of the year into male and female.

Male were; August, September, October, November, December and January.
Female were; February, March, April, May June and July.

 

[Manuheleku]

When I was a child I sorted the months of the year into male and female.

Male were; August, September, October, November, December and January.
Female were; February, March, April, May June and July.

I would include July as male because it is named after Julius Caesar. Also it is hot as hell where I live and will literally kill you if you venture into the desert unprepared.

 

[Reedstorm17]

I am very obsessed with Three Days Grace. And that is confirmed because I've talked about their new album so much that there is now an ad for it after literally every two posts.

 

[Nitro]

I can "see" mechanical stresses that are manifested as varied levels of pain.